"Lovely stylish individual rooms with a powerful rain shower and huge bed."
Lisa from United Kingdom
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"Breakfast was delicious, would have been good to know that full breakfast was extra before hand."
Karen from United Kingdom
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"Very comfortable room it's location and quirky"
Steve from United Kingdom
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"Lovely staff, very fun hotel / venue / pub / bar."
Kai from United Kingdom
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"Nice decor.Comfotable and clean,staff pleasant and very welcoming of our little dog."
David from United Kingdom
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3-star family-friendly hotel in Bournemouth
Comfortable Accommodations
The Lodge of Heavy Leisure offers eight spacious rooms, each equipped with private bathrooms and air-conditioning. Guests can enjoy amenities such as televisions and complimentary toiletries. The thoughtful room configurations cater to families, couples, and individual travelers.
Dining Experience
The hotel features a family-friendly restaurant that serves lunch and dinner, including vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free options. This dining location accommodates various dietary preferences with its diverse menu. The establishment's atmosphere enhances dining experiences for all guests.
Leisure Facilities
Guests can relax by the outdoor fireplace, making it an inviting space for evening gatherings. A coffee shop on-site serves a range of beverages for guests to enjoy throughout the day. The hotel's sauna offers an added layer of relaxation for visitors.
Prime Location
The Lodge of Heavy Leisure is situated just 700 meters from Boscombe Beach and a short walk from Boscombe Pier, allowing easy access to seaside activities. Located 9 kilometers away from Bournemouth Airport, transfers are streamlined for guests. Nearby attractions include Shelley Theatre and O2 Academy Bournemouth, enhancing entertainment options.
Parking and Accessibility
The hotel provides free on-site private parking for guests, ensuring convenience during their stay. A private entrance is available to access the hotel directly. This configuration supports a smooth arrival and departure, enhancing overall travel efficiency.
Highlights
Location: 700 metres from Boscombe Beach
Rooms: Spacious rooms with private bathrooms
Dining: Family-friendly restaurant with diverse options
Leisure: Outdoor fireplace and sauna
Parking: Free on-site private parking
“The interior design here is striking and consistently applied, creating a genuinely interesting and comfortable environment. Staff attentiveness and genuine friendliness stand out, making for a very welcoming stay, complemented by a well-regarded breakfast.”
James DavidEditor-in-Chief at Cheaphotels
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The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Deluxe Queen Room
2 persons
210 m²
1 King-size bed
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Large Double or Twin Room
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210 m²
1 King-size bed
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Superior Queen Room
2 persons
255 m²
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Facilities
The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Perfect
9.3/10Review score
General
No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Parking
Pets allowed
Security
Coffee shop
Fireplace
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key access
Services
Welcome drink
Happy hour
Dining
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Dinner
Spa & Leisure
Beach access
Room features
Air conditioning
Heating
Bathroom
Free toiletries
Media
Flat-screen TV
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Dining Onsite
At the Deus Ex Machina Hotel, the dining options cater to various tastes and dietary needs, featuring vibrant and inclusive menus. Guests can indulge in hearty breakfasts, midday meals, and delightful dinners all within inviting atmospheres that transform dining into a cherished experience.
Restaurant #1
Eclectic international with vegetarian and vegan options
Ambiance
Family-friendly with a modern design, perfect for both relaxed gatherings and romantic dining
Key Offerings
A varied à la carte breakfast menu, alongside gluten-free and dairy-free choices, ensuring a meal crafted for every palate
Reservation
Recommended
Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure Location
23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB,
Explore Bournemouth
Local Highlights
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Sea Life Centre
10 minutes' drive
Marine exhibits and interactive experiences make this a family favorite, featuring an underwater tunnel and touch pools.
Bournemouth Beach
30 minutes' walk
Famed for its golden sands and scenic views, this beach offers water sports, beach huts, and a vibrant promenade.
Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum
25 minutes' walk
This historic museum showcases exquisite art and artifacts within an opulent Victorian villa, often hosting special exhibitions.
Oceanarium
30 minutes' walk
Featuring local and exotic aquatic life, this oceanarium offers engaging talks and feeding sessions for guests of all ages.
Discover the local attractions near The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure
Explore nearby landmarks that provide unique experiences near Deus Ex Machina Bournemouth
Great for outdoor leisure and water sports: The Coastal Activity Park
Perfect for scenic walks and relaxing picnics: Boscombe Cliff Gardens
Ideal for breathtaking views and nature walks: Manor steps Zig Zag
Well suited for a relaxing stroll and family outings: Boscombe Chine Gardens
Best for architectural appreciation and historical interest: St Peter's Church
Suited for art enthusiasts and cultural immersion: Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum
Perfect for enjoying live performances and entertainment: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Works well for attending conferences and large events: Bournemouth International Centre
The Coastal Activity Park
3 minutes' walk
Offering surfing and paddleboarding lessons, this park is perfect for thrill-seekers looking to enjoy water sports.
Science Zone UK
6 minutes' walk
Interactive exhibits and hands-on activities make this science center a great day out for families and curious minds.
Tropical Gardens
10 minutes' drive
With tranquil pathways and exotic plants, these gardens provide a serene space for relaxation and leisurely strolls.
Chicken & Blues
12 minutes' walk
Casual dining with a focus on grilled chicken dishes, known for their vibrant atmosphere and signature BBQ sauces.
Marco's Deli
11 minutes' walk
Offering freshly made sandwiches and salads, this deli is perfect for a quick lunch or snack with local ingredients.
Jammin Jerk Hut
12 minutes' walk
Authentic Caribbean cuisine in a lively setting; known for its jerk chicken and spicy tropical flavors.
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Uncover excellent dining options nearby that cater to various tastes near Deus Ex Machina Bournemouth
Well suited for casual dining and social gatherings: Chaplin's & The Cellar Bar
Ideal for enjoying authentic Mediterranean cuisine: Efes
Great for craft coffee and light meals: The Brew at Boscombe
Perfect for relaxed meals in a garden setting: The Garden Cafe
Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
30 minutes' walk
This historic venue hosts a variety of performances, including musicals, comedy, and live music, catering to all ages.
Marvo Mysteries Escape Room
15 minutes' walk
Escape room experiences filled with puzzles and challenges, ideal for groups seeking interactive entertainment.
Boscombe High Street
17 minutes' walk
This vibrant street features bars and cafes, perfect for nightlife lovers looking for live music and a social atmosphere.
Getting around
City Centre
Bournemouth 33 min · 2.7 km
Airports
Bournemouth (BOH) 15 min · 9.5 km
Southampton (SOU) 80 min · 52.8 km
Train
Pokesdown Railway Station 17 min · 1.4 km
Pokesdown Train Station 17 min · 1.4 km
Bus
Bus stop 6 min · 500 m
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-21:00
Check-out
from 08:00-10:00
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Pets
Pets are allowed on request.
Number of rooms:
8
Former name
deus ex machina hotel
Reviews and Ratings
Feedback about The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure from previous guests about their experience.
Breakfast
8.8/10
Cleanliness
9.6/10
Comfort
9.6/10
Facilities
9.3/10
Free Wi-Fi
8.8/10
Location
9.1/10
Staff
9.7/10
Value for money
9.1/10
Pros
Cute staff
Spacious rooms
Delicious breakfast
Cons
Unclear room descriptions
Rude service attitude
Guest reviews
based on 372 reviews
9.2/10
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About The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure
What are the check-in and check-out times at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Check-in is at 15:00 and check-out is at 10:30.
How far is Deus Ex Machina Hotel from Bournemouth Airport?
The hotel is 9 km from Bournemouth Airport.
What breakfast options are provided at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Breakfast includes continental, Full English/Irish, and vegetarian options.
Which beaches are near Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Eastcliff Beach is located 600 metres from the hotel, while Boscombe Beach is also close by.
What amenities can guests find in their rooms at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Rooms are equipped with air conditioning, a flat-screen TV, free Wi-Fi, and private bathrooms with free toiletries.
What dining options are available on-site at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
The hotel features an à la carte restaurant and a bar/lounge area.
What leisure activities can guests enjoy at Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Guests can access a sauna, spa lounge, and themed dinner nights.
How far is Deus Ex Machina Hotel from the centre of Bournemouth?
The hotel is 2 km from Bournemouth city centre.
What nearby attractions are within walking distance from Deus Ex Machina Hotel?
Guests can visit Boscombe Pier and Sorted Watersports, both within walking distance.